Three weeks ago my computer crashed and low and behold,I get back up and running and ALL BLANKETY, BLANK, BLANK HAS BROKEN LOOSE!! I wanna see the WIZARD!! Where's Aunt EM? Where's Toto? Who's the lady under the house...?

But seriously, I'm just starting to try to follow along in this forum. Any pointers will be rewarded with lavish praise and much gratitude.